Great White North Eh: Going to Canada

I'm going....very excited! We had a very nice "Fairytale Ball" at the school last night. It was very well planned by the teachers, and there was even a horse drawn carriage for us to ride. The kids did a little play of the "Billy Goat Gruff", Miles was the troll, Morgan a goat. They did their waltz they learned. Then they did the chicken dance, and we ate. Very fun evening.

I'm off to go on a trip!

Canadian...isms

What makes Canada "unique"?

It's quite obvious that people are having a tough time understanding Canadians, so the following will run through a translation of our 'dialect'.

EH = pronounced AY (similar, but not the same as huh). Eh is the basis of all Canadian speaking. The tone or the slight differences in exclamation can change the meaning:
Eh? = what did you say?
Eh? = what do you think?
Ehhhh! = WOW!
Eh?? = your joking!?
EH! = Hello..(you over there!)
Eh? = want a doughnut or some Tim Bits?
Eh! = sure!!
Eh!Eh! = Hot chocolate with that-whip cream too please.
hey..eh! = want to go to the drive-in movie??
Eh...uhuh = yes sure!
Eh..y'know = I'll pick you up at 8:00 (8:30 in Newfoundland).
Eh..cmon!! = that's early..but ok.

Other interesting Canadian terms:
hoser = a good friend.
take off! = you are kidding, no way, fly an airplane.
skates = canadians' first shoes (why we walk funny).
lumberjack = something in our genes.
Newfoundland = pronounced NOOFUNLAN.
Toronto = pronounced Trawna.
Lake Ontario = where all sewers drain into.

So if you hear a Canadian talking like this:"Hey..eh..cmon eh hoser! y'know take off! EH?"...It's very friendly.

Canadian Food:
- Timbits
- Maple syrup pie
- Nanaimo bars
- Butter tarts
- Date squares
- Pablum
- Crispy Crunch bars
- Smarties
- McIntosh toffee bars
- Coffee Crisp
- French Fries with gravy or vinegar

*Lacrosse. Hockey, and Basketball are Canadian.
*Ogopogo is Canadian (a distant and less-famous relative of the Loch Ness Monster is said to still live in Lake Okanagan, B.C.)
*Much Music is better then MTV (maybe).
*Tim Horton's is WAY better then Dunkin Donut's.
*We wear socks (black ones, if possible) with our sandals.
*We knew plaid flannel was cool way before Seattle did.
*We don't often marry our kinfolk.
*The light bulb was actually invented by a Canadian. (Henry Woodward patented it in 1874). Other Canadian inventions include: the jolly jumper, duct tape, insulin, walkie talkies, roller skates, Superman, air-conditioned vehicles, acrylics, standard time (and daylight saving time), the paint-roller, the radio compass, snowmobiles, jet skis, improved zippers, etc.,etc., etc. Not that we're counting.

You know you're Canadian if :
*You stand in "line-ups" or "queues" (in Victoria, BC) at the movie, not lines.
*You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk".
*You understand the sentence, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my maple syrup pie."
*You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
*You drink pop, not soda.
*You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
*When there's a social problem, you turn to the government to fix it, instead of telling them to stay out of it.
*You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
*You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
*You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
*You know that Mounties "don't always look like that."
*You know Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
*You participated in "Participaction."
*You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
*Like any international assasin/terrorist/spy in the world, you possess a Canadian Passport.
*You fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, color, etc., on your non-Canadian textbooks.
*You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize", and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
*You were mad at the CBC when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
*You know what a touque is and you own one and often wear it.
*You have heard of ... and have some cherished momento of Bob and Doug McKenzie.
*You know Toronto is NOT a province.
*You never miss "Coach's Corner" during Hockey Night in Canada.
*If you live in some of the colder Canadian provinces, your car has a cord and plug sticking out of the grill ... it's a block heater for those sub-zero (in Celsius) days.
*You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
*You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
*You have more kilometres on your snow blower than your car.
*You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
*Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with frozen snow and slush.
*You think lingerie is tube-socks & a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
*The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
*You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
*The trunk of your car doubles as a portable deep freeze.
*You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter & Construction.
*The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
*You perk-up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".
*You pronounce the last letter of the alphabet "zed" instead of "zee."

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